The Big Bang Theory!

I was looking through some notes on the change in Council Planning Rules by which the local councillor to an application no longer has voting rights. I noted this at the bottom of the Planning piece:

There are no resource, legal, climate change/carbon clever, equalities or risk implications arising from these proposals

So what is Climate Change/Carbon Clever?
Well I found this to explain? Well not actually but I thought it more fun!

So now you know. I think they call it ‘packaging to please’. I call it brainwashing. Get over it, the meteorite that is supposed to be hitting the earth in 2029,2035 or 2036 will get here long before any Climate Change. Anyway the Climate has always changed and since anthropogenic global warming has failed to warm for fifteen years they will have to think of another new disaster scenario to jet around the world on Climate junkets, draw inflated salaries and get all their friends together to announce a Consensus.

Oh, could the next disaster be the BIG meteoriteApophis,  that is going to hit the earth with a force sufficient to change the Climate. Yes we are back to the Climate. Problem is that although that paper of distinction, The Guardian, printed it this week, it was first announced in Russia in 2006. In fact they are very precise, according to FOX News, it will impact Earth on April 13th 2036. Somewhere between the Bronx and Manhattan? But don’t worry, Nasa, with the help of Bruce Willis, is going to swat it out of orbit, I think that they have been watching too much Hollywood! I mean

Artists impression of asteroid crashing into earth.

Artists impression of asteroid crashing into earth.

Robert Duvall (Deep Impact – 1988) obviously has more experience but he will be 104 by then! Mind you Bruce Willis will be 81! Do they take zimmer frames in spaceships. Book your Virgin Space flight for that day and watch the action live and up close!

PS The party on the 12th April 2036 should be one not to forget! Or possibly one you won’t remember?
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About Dougal Quixote

Slightly mad. Always believes a cup is half full so continues to tilt at Wind Turbines and the politicians that seem to believe it is their god given right to ruin Scotland for a pot of fool's gold.
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